Money Talks, Bullshit Walks 笨蛋講錢

講係冇用既,比錢啦
香港依個資本主義社會係好多人做違反資本主義的事以為把口掂係可以減低請人做野成本/免費幫你做野
可能係得既 但成果係不似預期
最終浪費時間個成本係大過省咗既人工

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will persuade people to do as you like.
To all people “boss” who wants free labour/ asking why results not matching with expectations. You missed the money part and that’s why you never achieve things.
To kind hearts who reading this: avoid those cheap cheap people.

Money is important and precious
We should treat them good
Need not mean to be counting on everything
We need a rational mind to use it.

Rude Questions about money
To most people, they always overcome this question
How much money you make?
I don’t mind telling normally but when someone like to press or insult you to get their answer, I won’t tell them.

When people discussing money non-stop on a date, it annoys me
Don’t always ask your friends “how much is this”
I experienced that friends asking how much on everything I bought, like checking out all my bags and outfit.
Asking how much on whatever activities I joined.
Sometimes I don’t think its rude, but its not something I always want to mention on a date.

Rudest and Stupidest Question
Asking people doing business the cost of their product.
It is not even legit asking your business partners about their cost.

Strange Things Happen in Cinema 去邊到睇戲好?怪人怪事

旺角常常遇到怪人怪事

我一個人去旺角朗豪坊睇The Boy(恐怖),旁邊有一對情侶,個女仔打側坐腳放上櫈,好似寄身蟲咁成個身和頭係向住男朋友(超高難度動作),男仔係正常嘅。女仔由片頭廣告一直講野,每一個畫面佢都講野,大聲講野,講足2個鐘。當中包括「我睇恐怖戲會姐住自己對眼嫁」「嘩佢做咩⋯好好笑」「頭先發生咩事」
佢係睇佢男朋友多d
自己冇睇,問人地套戲發生緊咩事
我響戲院睇戲係想投入到戲入面
旁邊有人説話真的很破壞氣氛
我很久沒有去旺角朗豪坊睇戲,每次去個度睇都有奇怪的事發生。

the boy
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去邊到睇戲好?
金鐘Pacific Place AMC 又方便又夠靜

Washabili eats banana mini game

I attended Hour of Code at CITYU APPS LAB last weekend, the workshop at the afternoon introduced this user-friendly online programme, Scratch , to create your own interactive stories, games, and animations — and share your creations with others in the online community.

It is very inspiring and I used Scratch to create this mini game! Credit goes to the friendly help from their genius team! Please check out their page: Hour of Code in HK and Facebook for updates.

 

Scratch mini game code

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This is the mini game I created called <Washabili eats banana>

Tropical breeze at the beach and it’s a great time to catch bananas as much as Washabili can!
Press < spacebar >to open Washabili’s mouth to eat the banana!
See how many you could catch! Oh!! .V. The naughty running banana!

Inspired by the YouTube tutorial of Ghost catching candies.
Watch it and you can make it too!
In the video you will learn how to use variables blocks, sensing blocks, broadcasting and layers to a project.

Lazy Harp Seal

 

cheers harp seal

Harp seal are not just known to be lazy! Tho they are famous with the song Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job…view the song here:

Know more about harp seal:

Do you know harp seal’s coat changes along his life cycle? They are only fluffy white at their young age!

Born in the spring on ice packs, harp seal pups go through 6 life stages:

Yellowjacket: Newborn pups with white fur tinted yellow from placental fluid are born weighing about 24 lbs. and measuring almost 3 feet long.

Whitecoat: After a few days, the yellowish tint disappears, and the pups have a fluffy white fur coat. They nurse on their mothers high-fat milk (containing about 45% fat) and triple their weight to over 75 lbs. in about 12 days. Mothers recognize their pups in the herd by their smell.

Ragged/Raggedy Jacket: After the pups are weaned at about 2 weeks of age, they start to moult in patches, leaving a dense silver-grey fur with black spots. The pups do not eat after being weaned until they begin to swim and find food on their own. This can take six weeks.

Beater: After about 18 days, the harp seal’s white coat is completely moulted. They start to learn how to swim by beating the water with their front flippers, leading to the name ‘beaters’.

Bedlamer: Immature seals were given this name in the 15th or 16th century by the Basque and Breton settlers in the Strait of Belle Isle. The term comes from the French ‘Betes de la mer’ (Animals of the Sea).

Adult: Males reach maturity at about 7-8 years of age. Females reach maturity at about 4-6 years of age.

Harp seals spend relatively little time on land and prefer to swim in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans.

They can remain submerged for up to 15 minutes.

Diet:

Polar cod, capelin, herring, halibut, small crabs, shrimp

seal-wiinking

Banana Watch? It’s Edible!

眾所周…知,香蕉係馬拉松選手的重要熱量補充品

香蕉水分少,高熱量,好消化,含豐富的鉀,而且吃起來十分方便,宜家重係可穿戴裝置tim!

食品商Dole遂研發「可穿戴香蕉」(wearable banana),為東京馬拉松的選手增添動力

不單可以食還可以偵測選手的速度、心跳,更可以顯示Twitter通知,支持者可透過社交媒體,向跑手傳送鼓勵訊息,甚至通知選手何時該吃蕉!

比賽完還可以把香蕉吃掉補充能量哦~哈哈

拿!這條可食用兼可穿戴的智能香蕉,係勁過蘋果Apple Watch既

不過呢, 其實成件事仲要試驗中亦可能只係一個gag

咁我就試下將想象中的成品畫出泥啦!

1. 香蕉手錶

Banana Watch

banana watch

 

Washabili試載,他發現他沒有手指,不能全面操作這智能香蕉手錶

Washabili trying on the banana watch. Sadly, he got no fingers to tap on the screen..

banana watch-01

 

2. 香蕉裙

真蕉痴係裙上面
跑到咁上下條裙會彈隻蕉上泥
提示你係時侯吃蕉la

Banana Dress

It could a dress. Yes, you run in a banana dress with real banana sticking on top of the banana. He could eat them during the race! The banana would pop up when it sense that you are lack of energy and alert you to eat it. It actually function like the toaster!

 

banana dress-01

 

banana

Source: http://www.dole.co.jp/wearablebanana/en/

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You can go to their website and tweet them. I tweeted my name to show my support. haha.

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The next revolution in fruity wearables has arrived, and it’s not the Apple Watch! Here’s my first look at the all-new Dole Wearable_Banana, a fitness tracker that tastes good too!
Japan’s largest city marathon is TOKYO MARATHON.
Dole has been sponsoring this race every year since 2008, supporting the runners with their delicious and nutritious bananas.
And now 2015,
Dole has created an amazing new banana…
The Wearable_Banana !
This is no regular banana!

Some people see this dress as white & gold while others see black & blue

new!!!!-01

 

我睇到藍黑wor
睇到我暈都頭埋!
搞到我成個腦海都係個條裙
重要著埋tim…
Here comes the new topic for argument
I am dizzy after seeing all these blue-black or gold-white dress post
Its definitely blue & black for me
So which color can you see?

The dress that washabili is wearing might be black and blue or white and gold.

It started on this Tumblr page here, where a user posted this dress with the caption, “guys please help me – is this dress white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the f**k out”

Ya now you think of the dress keep appearing on social media. The picture went viral after being shared from tumblr and twitter. When you type “Blue B”, google would suggest “blue black dress” for the first search keyword.
blue white dress
When you type “blue bla”, it comes with the whole key words of that picture
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Even in the google image search it became the first suggested picture! OMG!!我睇到藍黑wor1-01